Send In The Kids

    The 2014 Red Sox consist of one guy giving his all and getting results. Trouble is, Brock Holt's One-Man MLB Team has to compete with 25-man MLB teams to win baseball games.   Seeing as there is only one Brock Holt, drawing walks, getting hits and making highlight-reel catches, things are looking pretty bleak for the Sox right now.   The season is a lost cause so now it's time to...

  Send in the Kids (sung to the tune of Send in the Clowns)

This year's a bust
Going nowhere
Just last year they were on top, now such despair
So send in the kids

This team can't hit
 Can't drive runs in
Even when pitchers toss gems
They cannot win.  
Where are the kids?
Send in the kids!

Things won't improve just as they are
The status quo won't help them much in 2015
Mookie, Rubby, Cecchini, and Vazquez need to be up.
See what they can do
Before next year.  

'14's a farce
Nothing's gone right
For all that '13 gave them
'14 took away.
But where are the kids
Quick, send in the kids
Why aren't they yet here?

Goodbye, AJ
Goodbye Peavy
Victorino we miss you so much
But you can't stay healthy.
And where are the kids?
There ought to be kids.
Don't wait 'till next year!