Play Better, I'm Giving Up On You

With apologies to A Great Big World...  

  Play Better: A Plea to the 2014 Red Sox  (to the tune of “Say Something”)

Play better I’m giving up on you

I am getting so depressed by you

As you keep losing ball ga-a-ames

Play better I’m giving up on you. 

And you are the reigning world champs

Has it gone to your heads?

‘Cuz you’re playing like chumps. 

And you rose up from worst to first

Now you’re bumbling around

And you keep getting hurt.

Play better I’m giving up on you

I’m sorry but I cannot stomach you

With such a thin starting lineup

Play better I’m giving up on you.

And you, you swing and you miss

Bases loaded with one out

Ground into a double play

Play better I’m giving up on you

And I’m sorry but I cannot stomach you

The outfield is the worst of a-all. 

Play better I’m giving up on you. 

Play better I’m giving up on you.

Play better…