Excuses for Late Season Losing Streak
With apologies to David Letterman
10. Paying tribute to the late Michael Jackson, the Red Sox are moonwalking into the post-season
9. Sweeping the Blue Jays is so last month
8. The Wild Card might have gotten a little too wild for our taste.
7. The Texas Rangers are doing it and what's good enough for Nolan Ryan is good enough for us.
6. Trying out a golf-inspired twist to the game where the lowest score wins
5. .600 winning percentages are overrated
4. Cito and Tito got together and agreed that the Jays could really use the extra batting practice
3. We're conserving our players' energy in an effort to stop global warming
2. Wednesday was Starter Skip Day. Nothing like a little manager-sanctioned hooky
1. Yankees, schmankees--We're number 2!
LET'S GO RED SOX!!!!! GOOD LUCK IN THE POST-SEASON!!!!
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